Monday, April 11, 2005
I am blogging from my office now. I guess you guys roughly have an idea just how busy I am. Well, I guess it is because this is the first day of work. That’s why I am so bored and trying my best to fight the Z monster. For gals who don’t know what is the Z monster, it is a term that is popular with the authorities in the SAF. Everytime a Z monster strikes you, you are most likely going to fall asleep in less than 5 mins. The monster seems to have a preference to strike you after lunch and especially when you are dress in green. I am sure that guys will agreed with me when I said that when we are dress in green (I.E: Wearing our green SAF uniform), we will all feel very lethargic and sleepy. But once we are out of the army camp and dress in our civilian wear, we will all be like on Ecstasy. We will be so full of life and zest that I myself find it hard to believe that I was tired just a few hours ago.
Since we are on this topic, I might as well voice out my comments on teenagers wearing army trouser as their bottom. I really can’t fathom the reason behind it. If they were in the army, wearing a t-shirt with the army trouser can only mean one thing. It is Sai Kang time. For those who don’t know what Sai Kang means, it can be literally translate into Shitty Work. So how shitty is this Shitty Work? Well, all I can say is that it can range from simple tasks such as cleaning up the conference room after the officers had their fun talking cock, wasting time and taxpayers money away to task of such big magnitude that only the SAF had the ability to undertake. What do I mean by such big tasks? The biggest Sai Kang that I had gotten was washing the tarpaulin (the thing that is used to cover up the pitch for the troops to march and stand on) that was used by NDP 2002. It was the NDP with the Stephanie Sun theme song. Washing the tarpaulin is not a simple task. I remember it took our whole Brigade one whole day just to wash it and another half a day to fold it up once it had dried up. Not to say that it weight a ton and shifting it around is not child’s play. The best part was that I had injured my left thumb (dislocated it and it hurts like hell) during that time, but still I got to go help pull it out (it was in layers) and wash it together with my friends. The reason why they used us and not the contractors was that we are working for free and the contractors will charge them a bomb for the sheer audacity to think of such a task. Let’s just say that Stephanie Sun was not my favorite singer during that time.
All I am trying to say is that please don’t think that it is cool wearing a T-Shirt with army pants. It is damn distressing for guys who had been through NS. Pardon me if this post bores you (most likely you are a gal who don’t understand what the f$%^ I am talking about and wondering why do guys always talk about their army life??). After typing out such a long post, it is still not 4 yet. Still got 2 hours plus to go before I can call it a day. If you can hear me, God of Rain, Lightning and Thunder. Don’t rain now. You will only make it worse for me. How I wish I could just doZe off now. Zzzzzzzzzz.
You can take a picture of something you see. In the future where will I be?
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